My Uber rating as a passenger is 3.6 stars. And given that I’m an A type personality and a completely brilliant passenger, I am curious about the missing 1.4. I’ve never been late for a ride. I stand on the side of the road in … Continue reading 3.6 *****
Today I saw Wonder Woman and absolutely loved it. And it may be because I had a bit of a cluster headache but when I walked out the movie I saw fire, flares and flames hurtling towards me. As one does, I threw off my … Continue reading Wonder Woman
The people that I have fallen in love with recently have been women. Top of the list is Erika Lust, an erotic film maker who I am totally crushing on. I know it sounds crazy but I’m obsessed. She’s beautiful, strong, fearless, candid, has the … Continue reading Cherries, porn, women and me
This evening I wolfed down peri-peri chicken, lay on the couch, watched the soccer and drank an ice cold beer.
It was perfect.
And Man U won.
Then I washed my face, brushed my teeth, flossed, put on moisturiser and got into bed.
I reached into my bedside drawer to get my book and okay look maybe I can’t hold my beer but I just have to share with you, it is the perfect drawer.
There are two vibrators, a bit of pot, a couple of sleeping tablets, some old sparklers and a small bottle of airplane whisky.
There was no book.
I’m your DREAM GIRL.
Moisturised, minty-breathed, buzzed, not reading but then I can’t be perfect, wearing cosy pyjamas and very very sleepy.
Call me in the morning?
Maybe we’ll light the sparklers.
I blog about food and dogs and wine because Jesus Christ what is going on in this country. We read the news and it’s never ending, baby rape, child rape, rape, sexual assault which has been out of control for fucking years, racism, farm murders, … Continue reading This is not fine
There’s a fabulous dive bar in my hood and last time I went there with my girlfriends we got a little bit drunk, planned a trip to Bali and the next day we’d booked our air tickets and were already trying on bikinis. Last night … Continue reading Looking for a mechanic.
Too busy to blog These seventeen syllables Are all you get now.