There are 10299 miles between Johannesburg and San Diego. That’s the distance between me and a guy that I know quite well. He’s funny, single, never wants to settle down and loves cheese burgers. A little like me. I’ve never met him. It’s one of … Continue reading A one night stand in Sumatra
Everyone is posting Nazi stuff on Facebook. And the general feeling is one of shock and horror, as it should be. How can this be, how could this happen, is what all the posts say. It happens under our noses. Many years ago I went … Continue reading Stand up
‘Hey. I always see you here, picking up your coffee. I’m just gonna go for it, what about a coffee together?’ I was taken off guard a little and said yes without thinking. Which is what I do. I do not think. I am impulsive. … Continue reading No, but thanks
I was going to write about BOOKS and bloody autocorrect changed it to BOOBS and thank the sweet goddesses because whom amongst us reads books anymore anyway. My reading has taken a severe dip. This is not a good thing. In fact, it makes things … Continue reading Boobs
This weekend is going to be all about the ballet, long dog walks, sunshine, good people, great coffee, no politics, reading, wearing shorts because Jesus Christ global warming it’s like the middle of summer here, poetry, cake, cage wrestling because I kind of made a … Continue reading Love
Ever written a thing just so you can use the pic? I have. Don’t @ me. Written from the bath. Goodnight.
Yesterday I used the word ‘cuntish’ on Facebook and for the first time in years my feminist friends didn’t leap down my throat. Instead, they rolled their Facebook eyes, smiled and said ‘Ugh, you’re never gonna learn’ and carried on discussing the latest South African … Continue reading I’m sorry I offended you.