I blog about food and dogs and wine because Jesus Christ what is going on in this country. We read the news and it’s never ending, baby rape, child rape, rape, sexual assault which has been out of control for fucking years, racism, farm murders, … Continue reading This is not fine
There’s a fabulous dive bar in my hood and last time I went there with my girlfriends we got a little bit drunk, planned a trip to Bali and the next day we’d booked our air tickets and were already trying on bikinis. Last night … Continue reading Looking for a mechanic.
I just read about the Toronto International Porn Festival and a light bulb thing went off in my head. Yes, I thought, this what we need in South Africa. I immediately picked up my phone and texted a friend who’s a movie producer. ‘Hey. Why … Continue reading Tales of a Not so Serial Squirter
I just made pancakes with:- Chocolate Peaches Raspberries Blueberries Plums And Ice Cream. Then I added:- Pears Honeycomb A Mars Bar Contreau And a bit more Ice Cream. A bit of mascarpone, marshmallows and mint. Nutella. Cookie Dough. Vodka. And champagne. They’re called Anti-Stress-Pancakes. Please pop … Continue reading A public service food blog
I decided that politeness was going to be my modus operandi. So on Monday morning when I arrived at the Gupta Compound to start a picket, I walked over to the guards stationed outside. There were six of them in the main driveway, with others … Continue reading Sex and politics
‘How much of your writing is real, Violet?’ ‘I’m never quite sure what to believe, Violet.’ ‘After your stories I expected you to be thinner, sexier and very intelligent. Violet.’ Uh. Oooooh. If my writing name was x, a woman of a certain age with … Continue reading Who am I?
Social media brings out the worst in me. I mean, I love it, I love the connections of Facebook, I love the cleverness of Twitter and I dig the pics on Instagram. But I hate stupidity. And Social Media brings out the stupid. Yesterday I … Continue reading A little conflict over a little croissant