I just read about the Toronto International Porn Festival and a light bulb thing went off in my head. Yes, I thought, this what we need in South Africa. I immediately picked up my phone and texted a friend who’s a movie producer. ‘Hey. Why … Continue reading Tales of a Not so Serial Squirter
Today in the park my dog Fred met a Pitbull named Molly and ‘got that look in his eyes.’ My other dog barked and growled at everyone and every dog imaginable. She’s a daschund; they’re nasty like that. I saw six Japanese tourists all dressed … Continue reading On love and dogs
When you finally finally delete The Difficult Guy off your phone but you don’t just delete him you block him from everything you can possibly block him from, then you give away everything he ever gave you and you hope The Homeless Guy enjoys the … Continue reading Fire
‘Hey, I noticed your profile and would like to offer you a job, erotic writing, you keen?’ ‘Absolutely,’ I replied, ‘Erotica is my thing. Send me a brief and we can chat.’ ‘Okay. They’re Alien Abduction stories. I need five stories, ten thousand words each, … Continue reading Space Sex
So last night after a really few stressful days I went out with this guy who has become a new good friend guy. We get on fantastically, he’s easy to talk to, he’s handsome, he’s lovely; he’s a friend. As I was sinking my teeth … Continue reading No sex for good friends.
I just made pancakes with:- Chocolate Peaches Raspberries Blueberries Plums And Ice Cream. Then I added:- Pears Honeycomb A Mars Bar Contreau And a bit more Ice Cream. A bit of mascarpone, marshmallows and mint. Nutella. Cookie Dough. Vodka. And champagne. They’re called Anti-Stress-Pancakes. Please pop … Continue reading A public service food blog
I decided that politeness was going to be my modus operandi. So on Monday morning when I arrived at the Gupta Compound to start a picket, I walked over to the guards stationed outside. There were six of them in the main driveway, with others … Continue reading Sex and politics