When you finally finally delete The Difficult Guy off your phone but you don’t just delete him you block him from everything you can possibly block him from, then you give away everything he ever gave you and you hope The Homeless Guy enjoys the … Continue reading Fire
So last night after a really few stressful days I went out with this guy who has become a new good friend guy. We get on fantastically, he’s easy to talk to, he’s handsome, he’s lovely; he’s a friend. As I was sinking my teeth … Continue reading No sex for good friends.
‘So this guy is really nice,’ I told my girlfriend. ‘He’s bright, funny, entertaining, almost everything about him is right. But he has quite a history, and it worries me. I think I’m just going to do the friend thing again.’ She looked at me … Continue reading Dating
This morning I read my horoscope and even though I always giggle and say this is such bullshit, secretly, I cannot wait to open my mail and read what the new month holds for me. And this month, the new month and the new moon … Continue reading A pinch and a punch
‘You’re looking very smart,’ I said to my ex-husband who was looking rather dashing in a full on suit and a tie. ‘I don’t know what I am supposed to wear to a funeral,’ he said. ‘It’s been a while.’ Everyone around us was in … Continue reading Life, death and Armani
a long bath oil a white towel drip drying in the sun mangoes peaches a picnic falling sleeping at the picnic bare feet a sundress spaghetti straps and an old straw hat starting a new book never wanting to put it down eating two chocolate … Continue reading What makes a Sunday
I find it tricky when people ask me questions about myself. I never have straightforward answers. I’m terrible at small talk, I say. I’m not very good at parties. I quite like being outdoors. I’m a coffee addict, a mother, dog lover, traveller, wanna be … Continue reading Me