Yesterday I used the word ‘cuntish’ on Facebook and for the first time in years my feminist friends didn’t leap down my throat. Instead, they rolled their Facebook eyes, smiled and said ‘Ugh, you’re never gonna learn’ and carried on discussing the latest South African … Continue reading I’m sorry I offended you.
It’s my birthday tomorrow. So before I drink too much champagne and eat too much cake, here is what I did and loved over this last year. Wrote some stuff Made some stuff Drank and ate with friends who are amazing and wonderful and make … Continue reading Reflections
My Uber rating as a passenger is 3.6 stars. And given that I’m an A type personality and a completely brilliant passenger, I am curious about the missing 1.4. I’ve never been late for a ride. I stand on the side of the road in … Continue reading 3.6 *****
The people that I have fallen in love with recently have been women. Top of the list is Erika Lust, an erotic film maker who I am totally crushing on. I know it sounds crazy but I’m obsessed. She’s beautiful, strong, fearless, candid, has the … Continue reading Cherries, porn, women and me
When you finally finally delete The Difficult Guy off your phone but you don’t just delete him you block him from everything you can possibly block him from, then you give away everything he ever gave you and you hope The Homeless Guy enjoys the … Continue reading Fire
So last night after a really few stressful days I went out with this guy who has become a new good friend guy. We get on fantastically, he’s easy to talk to, he’s handsome, he’s lovely; he’s a friend. As I was sinking my teeth … Continue reading No sex for good friends.
‘So this guy is really nice,’ I told my girlfriend. ‘He’s bright, funny, entertaining, almost everything about him is right. But he has quite a history, and it worries me. I think I’m just going to do the friend thing again.’ She looked at me … Continue reading Dating