It’s only fair…

That I list a few things you should never say to a guy.

You’re like my best friend.

Ever think of working out?

Maybe you should see a doctor.

I thought all men could change a tyre.

Really?  Not even a light bulb?

Soccer?

Still soccer?

Oh man up.

It’s just a game for god’s sake.

Viagra?

Oooh, ja, it is small.

We should just stay friends.

A virgin? You’re kidding me.

What the hell is wrong with you?

I’m sorry I fucked your best friend.

I know it was our wedding, I said I’m sorry.

God, you really are a cunt.

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