Is that really what you’re going to wear?
I can tell you have your period.
That time of the month hey?
Put on a bit of weight?
Bet you’ve never had such great sex.
Seriously, calm down.
You’re just like your mother.
Ever thought of getting implants?
Are you really going to finish that?
Did you come?
Why haven’t you got a boyfriend?
Still no boyfriend?
And am I just not the absolute best you’ve ever had!
I could go on but I have to go kill someone. Feel free to add…