Ménage à trois

‘Ooooooh I’ve been invited to Sexpo,’ I told my friend excitedly. ‘Come with me. You might win a date with a porn star.’

He rolled his eyes.

‘You don’t have to do anything,’ I chattered on. ‘Not even talk. We’ll wander around, buy a few toys, and afterwards, maybe we’ll watch something.’

I was waving my media pass for Club Poizon, a swingers lounge, in the air. ‘I can write about this place, we can join in, whatever…’

Whatever! The Poizon Lounge! Would I really join in?

‘Ever had a threesome?’ he asked, showing a little more interest.

Hmm. Not really. There was that one time on a kibbutz where I shared a bed with two Brazilians,but it was a long time ago, and that other time at a party in the bathroom with these two beautiful women but, nope, no, not really.

‘Nah.  You?’

Apparently he’d had more than he could count. Two women, one man. A lot of champagne, stockings, suspenders, legs, hands, stroking, kissing, more champagne and a lot more champagne.

That is, according to him, the way to do threesomes.

Ooooooh. Suddenly I felt that I was missing out.

Except – I know myself well. I love sex and I do quite like the idea of a ménage à trois. But hey, I do NOT want to see the man I like making out with another woman. I mean, what happens if he likes her more than me? What happens if I get left on the sidelines while they get it on?

What if I’m the one who lands up bringing them the orange juice when they get tired.

What if it’s a disaster.

I am not very good at sharing.

Perhaps I should go to the pole dancing session instead? Hang out with the porn stars? Have my body painted.

Or be brave and be a voyeur at Poizon. It might be fun.

Wanna join me? The invite is for two.

N.B. I will be at Sexpo this weekend, 24-27 Sep and live tweeting on the 25th. Follow me @violetonline1

http://www.sexpo.co.za   http://www.clubpoizon.co.za

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